I HATE boys

Okay, there is this kid in my Drivers' Ed class who really gets on my nerves. When I explain you will understand. Here are reasons why I dislike him so much:
1. He called my enormous paperclip sexy.
2. He steals my seat.
3. He talks way too much.
4. Once he sat right next to me, like he was glued to my side. I jabbed him for that one.
5. Today he 'dropped' his pencil in my direction.
6. Today he leaned back in his chair and put his head on my shoulder. He got a jab for that one too.
There is also a kid in my English class who steals my pencil and puts papers on my desk. He never stops talking either. He just tries to distract me. Today he tried dumping me out of my chair and then later he was pushing my back when I was trying to move a desk, so I kept losing my balance.

What should I do about these two kids? I have a serious problem. These kids will not leave me alone! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE FREAKS?